Serrano Ham

February 6, 2025

Campbell Hall Plague spreads

By Serrano Ham

Hot take: college is like preschool. College students must painfully relearn how to make friends and share their things. And, college students’ immune systems seem to have a major regression, becoming susceptible to ev...

January 23, 2025

UCSB unveils new 10-year academic plan

By Serrano Ham

After wasting their first quarter at UC Santa Barbara taking Online Walking, many students are realizing that major requirement classes are hard to come by. To combat this widespread problem and the outrage of the studen...

November 14, 2024

Trumpkin Spice Lattes prove the winner

By Serrano Ham

Ladies and gentleman, the poll data is in. Young college students, some of them UC Santa Barbara’s very own, contributed to Donald Trump’s reelection. The reason: Trumpkin Spice Lattes. Yes, you heard that right, Tru...

November 7, 2024

UCSB Environmental Health & Safety says ‘IDGAF’

By Serrano Ham

UC Santa Barbara’s Environmental Health & Safety has made headlines this week following a loud explosion reported in the building, halting business (which many didn’t even know was happening). As employees evacuated ...

November 7, 2024

Hallway fashion show: dignity out, towel wraps in!

By Serrano Ham

Some say college is a sexual awakening, a time where the youth can shed the confines of their parents’ disapproval and emerge into their young adulthood as the hot, slinky things they were born to be. Those same people...

October 31, 2024

Halloweener: My spooky visitation to the men’s restroom

By Serrano Ham

Upon reflection, I should’ve known — I should’ve known that the flickering lights in the hallway were a bad omen, the sounds of a ping pong game akin to a funeral dirge and the smiles of passersby too sinister. But...