November 28, 2023 White friend shows up to DP party at 8:30 p.m. By Jane Error Your Friday started off mostly normal — just the end of another slow dredge through the week culminating in plans to finally go out with your friend Friday night. But you were confused when he (with the sweet, cherubic...
November 5, 2023 Storke Tower loses balance, falls over By Jane Error With Halloween gloom in the air (or maybe that’s just my seasonal depression beginning again), what better way to fight off the spooky demons like my Week 3 midterm than by dressing up. Storkie, not wanting to be ...
February 10, 2023 Tips for not being single this Valentine’s Day: Settle for less By Jane Error What, you thought you deserved a committed relationship with someone who respects your basic human dignity?
