April 27, 2023 Everything I’ve ever wanted to say to stinky little campus tour groups By Inma Hole I have had ENOUGH of not being able to suntan at the lagoon without a prepubescent fifth grader staring at my ass.
November 30, 2022 UCSB students to be featured in Thanksgiving Day Parade By Inma Hole “We just really love parades,” club founder Turr Keybut explained. “They’re the only part of life that goes by slowly. Sometimes, you just have to appreciate that about them.”
October 11, 2022 SWAT team surrounds apartment of UCSB student who took more than one apple from DLG By Inma Hole These kids need to stop expecting us to feed them all the time, who do they think we are? Also, we’re never bringing Late Night back so stop asking.
