Titty Patrol Here, Laying Down the Law on Bosom Standards and Practices

November 28, 2012 by

Hello my pervy public, today we will be discussing the do’s and don’ts of fondling a woman’s sweater monkeys. This topic is very near and dear to my heart (as well as on top of it). From a young...
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Queen of the Hill: Tingling Tales of Girl-On-Top

November 14, 2012 by

Good day, my raunchy readers! Today we will be pondering the complexities of girl-on-top. This entails subtopics such as where a male’s hands should be, the paramount importance of hip-guiding and t...
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Putting The “O!” in Oral: Ladies Never Spit And Gents Never Quit

October 31, 2012 by

My dearest Gauchos, today we will be discussing the do’s and don’ts of oral sex. Now, I have qualms with both my XXs and my XYs regarding your respective oral habits, and this may result in being ...
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Let’s Play: Toys in the Bedroom

October 17, 2012 by

Ladies and gentlemen, I come before you today a woman who enjoys indulging in her favorite adult toy when her roommates are gone. I am an avid fan of toys and if you aren’t, then you’ve probably n...
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