Dude, Where’s My Bird?

October 11, 2018 by

Earlier this morning, IVPD was informed of a robbery that occurred on the 67 block of Sabado Tarde Road. According to third-year pre-law student Garrett Jackson, he parked his Bird in his driveway lat...
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Rodney Raccoon To Run for A.S. President, A.S. Hopefuls Are Shook

April 27, 2018 by

It’s time raccoons get the representation they deserve.
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My Mom Reacts To My Articles

April 3, 2018 by

This is supposed to be a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke.
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How to Celebrate Not Turning 21: A Guide to Surviving Your 2 Lamest Birthdays

March 14, 2018 by

If you’re between the ages of 19 and 20, the excitement of your special day has long faded.
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Ole the Mascot Replaced By Nachos, Freebirds Rejoices

March 5, 2018 by

“Worry not, folks. Our new mascot is a plate of Freebirds Nachos.”
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Trouble Is Afoot: Raccoon Theft Leaves DP Residents Barefoot and Unhappy

February 9, 2018 by

This isn’t the first time a raccoon has done something like this.
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