Chris Benham

October 29, 2010

You Can Look, But He’d Prefer If You Don’t Touch

By Chris Benham

Excuse me, ladies, but I’m going to have to ask you not to slap my ass. I’d also appreciate it if you refrained from the two-handed squeeze, the casual brush or the baseball double-tap.

October 15, 2010

Isla Vista: Party Capital of the World

By Chris Benham

There is something special about those first few weeks of school, when 20,000 of our nation’s finest get compressed into this magical square mile we call home.

May 21, 2010

Work Regulations Violate Day Drinking Rights

By Chris Benham

According to The Seattle Times, new draconian regulations in a Danish brewery forbid workers from consuming free beer during the day, except during lunchtime breaks.

May 7, 2010

Let Your Beers Do the Talking

By Chris Benham

This tale, like many bro-nominal tales involving alcohol, starts with a cigarette.

May 2, 2010

Santa Barbara Lifestyle Trumps Any Narcotic

By Chris Benham

Where do you draw the line between ordinary la joie de vivire lunacy and pure unadulterated goat-fucking stupidity? Probably somewhere around life-threatening substance abuse.

April 23, 2010

Beer Pong Masters Follow Eleven Commandments

By Chris Benham

Madness is a terrible thing to waste.

April 19, 2010

Quality Beer Makes For Quality Parties

By Chris Benham

I love Isla Vista.Â I love living in the town with the highest per capita density of outrageously beautiful women in the world. I love our laid back, ganja-ripping, bro high-fiving, beach body tanning culture. ...