Chad Simpleton

March 29, 2019

Chad Simpleton’s Isla Vista Restaurants Review

By Chad Simpleton

Food, we all need it. Restaurants, we’ve all been to them. IV, definitely has ‘em. This cesspool of debauchery and dank memes is full of the best fucking foods to cure everything from a hangover to heartbreak upon re...

January 31, 2019

Ask Chad: Chad Simpleton Gives Life Advice

By Chad Simpleton

What’s up demons, it’s ya boy Chad. Last we spoke, I was getting ready for some winter frat rushes and — big spoiler alert — I crushed it and was too cool for every single house. Literally nobody could handle Bad...

January 11, 2019

How To Lose a Frat Guy in 10 Days

By Chad Simpleton

Frat guys are great … OK, maybe some of them are — jury’s out on the rest. Maybe you get lucky and actually find a decent guy with letters who treats you right, or maybe you don’t. Have you ever considered what w...