Just Do It

February 7, 2007 by

The QB is appalled that the Bulls fined forward Tyrus Thomas for saying he was only interested in money. No athlete is in it for the money; just ask Lebron what he thinks about Sprite.
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Gamblin’ Man

February 6, 2007 by

If Charles Barkley can gamble away ten million dollars in his lifetime and still be a Hall-of-Famer then why is Pete Rose still excluded from Major League Baseball's illustrious honor?
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Butterfinger Bear

February 5, 2007 by

After yesterday's putrid performance in the Super Bowl, Rex Grossman will probably need a new job. After all of those fumbles, the QB is thinking Butterfinger spokesman.
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Hey Now, You’re Not An All-Star

February 2, 2007 by

It looks like Carmello Anthony's little time out was not enough to teach him a lesson. Try a permanent suspension from the 2007 All-Star game.
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Giant Dilemma

February 1, 2007 by

First the Giants sign Zito for an absurd amount of money and now their contract with Bonds gets rejected? Too bad all that moolah won't even win the west next season.
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UCSTD?

January 31, 2007 by

The QB is thinking about transferring to Minnesota. With 24 outbreaks of herpes among high school wrestlers, UC Santa Barbara could get a run for its money.
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Colt Down

January 29, 2007 by

After Barbaro lost 80 percent of his hoof and had two steel pins inserted in it, the QB wonders if Peyton Manning will be the only Colt in danger of being put down this weekend.
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Don’t Mess With Texas

January 26, 2007 by

Everything is bigger in Texas. And if Sammy Sosa somehow manages to squeak his way into the Rangers' 40 man roster, the bats will be bigger and corkier in 2007.
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Your Grandma

January 25, 2007 by

In a recent interview
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Pearls Before Pride

January 24, 2007 by

If Tennessee Head Coach Bruce Pearl can go shirtless in the student section at the Volunteer's women's game, then what's next?
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Nine Lives

January 23, 2007 by

They say cats have nine lives. So what does it mean when Bengals cornerback Jonathan Joseph was the ninth Cincinnati player arrested in the past nine months?
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Attention Saints cornerback Fred Thomas

January 22, 2007 by

If you get exploited by the worst starting quarterback in the NFL than it’s really time you hang up your cleats.
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Friday

January 19, 2007 by

If it weren't for stringent airport liquid security
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Thursday

January 18, 2007 by

Lakers center Kwame Brown was accused of stealing a birthday cake from a stranger outside of a Los Angeles night club on Nov. 14. Too bad the Suns are blowing out L.A.’s candles.
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Why UCSB Is Better Than UCLA

January 17, 2007 by

The QB salutes Bryan Byrne's draft selection
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