February 15, 2024 Idiot stoner packs bong for Super Bowl By Amanda Lick Imagine instead of the San Francisco 49ers it was the San Francisco 420ers. That would be crazy.
February 15, 2024 Can We Shut the Fuck Up About Jack Johnson Already? By Amanda Lick Did you know that Jack Johnson went to UC Santa Barbara? Yes. Yes I did. So shut the fuck up about it.
May 29, 2023 Starbucks Unveils “Butter Chicken Frappuccino” After Success of Chai Tea Latte By Amanda Lick “That doesn’t even make sense? Why the fuck do they still call it Chai Tea Latte — chai literally means tea. You idiots are ordering a Tea Tea Latte. Do you realize how stupid that sounds?”