Opinion
After reading Ivan Perez's column, ("Harsh Politics Harbor Sexism, Racism and Homophobia," Daily Nexus, May 15, 2002), I feel that it is now time for UCSB administration to set aside some time each da...
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To start off this letter, I'd like to quote the wise Yoda. When asked why fear has any significance in the Jedi Arts, Yoda responded, "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger lea...
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The Special Advisory Committee on Parking held an open forum to collect opinions about a plan to raise the cost of day parking, and instate weekend and night fees. Twenty people showed up and not one ...
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Warm weather has descended upon an unsuspecting Santa Barbara. Nowhere is this more apparent than the poorly ventilated corridors of Davidson library.
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First is a little hint for the ladies (and possibly even some fellas): Wear clothes that fit. Pull up the ol' size zero shorts, suck up the gut, button, zip and breath.
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What's more charitable than a bunch of drunk meatheads hitting each other? A bunch of drunk meatheads employing their drunk "sisters" to bounce up and down nearly naked on a trampoline.
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Ana Rizo and Eneri Rodriguez, your external vice presidents for local affairs and for statewide affairs respectively, recently had their offices robbed and vandalized by some racist, supremacist, gree...
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These ideas come in response to the issue of the graduate student health insurance hike under discussion at present, being voted on by the Graduate Students Association representatives.
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Eva called me about a week ago. When I realized who it was, I didn't really even want to talk to her. I felt I had put so much effort into helping her, but her ignorance and denial were really startin...
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I am writing in response to your editorial on parking, the Daily Nexus criticizes A.S. reps for not attending the most recent Chancellor's Special Advisory Committee on Parking public forum.
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You'd be surprised at the topics that pop up around my grandmother's dinner table sometimes. We were discussing my cousin - a man slut if there ever was one - and his new girlfriend.
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TAs are poor and are more important than students. That's right, I said it, you know it's true.
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My crotch is damp right now. Yesterday, I spent $8.75 of the froggypopfund to entertain my clothes at the Laundry Fun Center (“the laundromat” to the fucking idiot). I poured in some deter...
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At a recent meeting of the Fire Chief's Association of Santa Barbara County, chiefs from several agencies and departments discussed the upcoming fire season and what we might expect.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
