It’s Summer, Here’s a Retrospective of Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End

Listen man, it’s past 12, I’ve eaten three Eggo waffles and haven’t showered since last Thursday. Here’s my retrospective analysis of “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End.”
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Free Water of Isla Vista, Ranked

Scenario. It’s summer:  you’re just getting out of your last class of the day.
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I Asked 30 Girls on Tinder What They Thought About Stamps

What do you think of stamps?
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Fuck It, I’m Rating the Birds

These winged jerks have had it too good for too long.
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