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Fraternity Phil

October 9, 2018

My Boy Adam and I Used an Old Time Machine We Found in My Boy Brad’s Garage to Discover What Dumb Shit Freshman Are Gonna Do This Fall

By Fraternity Phil

My boy Adam and I used the time machine my boy Brad has been keeping in his garage to find out about all the dumbfuck things the freshman are gonna be up to this fall!

May 15, 2017

Break in Review: Frat Phil Recounts Trip to Cabo

By Fraternity Phil

It’s your boy with the poi, your kid with the lid, your son with the concealed carry permit, Frat “Put Your Tits Where I Can See ‘Em” Philskies, dude.

April 26, 2017

Fraternity Rituals Explained with Frat Phil

By Fraternity Phil

Out of the supreme zesty-ness of my heart, I’ve decided to share some of my hazing methods and rituals.

May 9, 2016

Sorority Sally vs. Frat Phil: Top Netflix Picks for Every Sitch

By Sorority Sally, Fraternity Phil

We dive all up in our young Netflix queues to give you some fiery suggestions for all your basic lit-uations.

April 6, 2016

Keeping Your Frat Meter Filled at the Homestead

By Fraternity Phil

Your OG residence may feel like being in a jail cell on a dry campus, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get lit.

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