Room for One More Star?
The 51st state of the union will not be Puerto Rico or even American Samoa. It will be a sand-filled, terrorist incubator that will make those Islamic schools in Pakistan look like an alternative kindergarten in Marin County.
The Daily Nexus
The University of California, Santa Barbara's independent, student-run newspaper.Articles written by: David Downs
Opinion
Opinion
War, Recall and Hell’s Hostile Takeover of Earth
Truth may be the first casualty of war, but just because it’s dead doesn’t mean you have to drag it down the street with its guts trailing behind it as double-jawed hyenas gnaw on the gristle.
Artsweek
Minority Retort
Today’s Digital Video Festival at 7 p.m. in I.V. Theater will showcase 13 shorts brought to you by the Digital Video Association of UCSB.
Artsweek
Alienating Ant Farm
Call him the “Ambassador of Anomie,” maybe even the “Duke of Desolation.” Just please stop calling him, “that guy who painted ‘Nighthawks.’”
Artsweek
‘For the Love of God, Die Already’
The only thing more shameful than a “Friday the 13th” part 10 is Artsweek, which spent almost two hours of its Tuesday evening trashing “Jason X.”
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