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Mardi Blah

February 10, 2005 by

It sounds like San Luis Obispo went from having a lame excuse for a riot last year to being just lame this year.
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Testing…

February 9, 2005 by

Have you used that microwave in the UCen? haven
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Sex on the Brain

February 8, 2005 by

I just read an article saying that scientists have invented a
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Super Bowl ____

February 7, 2005 by

It's a good thing I bet on the ________ this year. All you ________ fans must be feeling pretty silly right now. But next year it will be all about the ________.
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Study Break

February 4, 2005 by

Phew, the infamous Week 5 is over. Now I can put aside the books and focus on more important things, like my Week 6 midterm.
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The Rodent’s Got Nothin’ on Me

February 3, 2005 by

The groundhog saw his shadow, meaning there's another six weeks of winter ahead. Alas.
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Prognosticate, Procrastinate

February 2, 2005 by

Huzzah! It
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When Roommates Go Nuclear

February 1, 2005 by

My former roommate took their microwave with them when they moved out, and now I feel so... adrift.
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Lava Lovers

January 31, 2005 by

Good news! Target - as in the store that isn't anywhere near UCSB - is donating a 50-foot-tall fake lava lamp to the town of Soap Lake, Wash.
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Heavy Metal

January 28, 2005 by

Today in short fiction: John Sledge eyed the door. There was light and he could hear noises beyond. He drew his gun and threw his shoulder at the door.
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One Nation Under the Influence

January 27, 2005 by

According to the all-knowing TVs in the UCen, about 0.7 percent of the world's population is drunk at any given moment. That's a lot of drunk people - over 40 million - enough to form an entire countr...
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Whoa… Story Assignment…

January 26, 2005 by

Dude, there's a correction today. I guess we got a bit confused while reporting on the joint-rolling contest. Let's face it... all the joints were pretty damn good.
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Made in the Storke Socialist Republic

January 25, 2005 by

I already thought "What Not to Wear" was a pretty socialist show, but North Korea has taken it one step further with its new TV series, "Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance With Socialist Lifestyle."
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Penny for My Thoughts

January 24, 2005 by

I hate pennies. They're like the quick-breeding, out-of-control bunnies of the monetary world. Back in 2001, one courageous congressman, Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.), introduced legislation calling for its eli...
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Does God Like Pizza?

January 21, 2005 by

According to a recent poll, only one-third of Americans believe in the theory of evolution. Upon learning this, I was a bit puzzled by how people can be so skeptical of scientific research.
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