The groundhog saw his shadow, meaning there’s another six weeks of winter ahead.
Alas.
Then again, Punxsutawney Phil has predicted wintry weather 94 times out of the last 108, which seems a little suspicious. If he’s so smart, how does he explain… the Southern Hemisphere?
Thursday’s forecast: Long-range forecasting can be iffy, but I’m predicting that winter will end March 20 at 7:34 a.m., EST.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
