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Flying Soul Low

October 11, 2005 by

Does being a Yankee fan qualify one as soulless? It certainly qualifies one as being a loser today. I mean it in the harshest sense too. If you're a Yankee fan, something terrible is going to happen t...
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You Got Beef?

October 10, 2005 by

Here's my beef with beef: After I finish my Freebird's steak burrito, I have to wedge chunks of brown out of my teeth with a straw. If I don't get it out, I inevitably end up performing oral exercises...
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Online Exclusive

October 7, 2005 by

You are reading the 'human's first ever blog entry. It amazes me that people read the online edition of this second-rate newspaper, yet I know they do because generally, people are pathetic.
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Under the Weather

October 6, 2005 by

Awkward doesn't even begin to explain the 'human's experience at the Rec Cen today. Confounded by the option of both a men's and women's shower, I took a look at my sexless figure, closed my eyes and ...
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The New Thursday

October 5, 2005 by

If Wednesday is the new Thursday, why don't we just rename Wednesday "Thursday Jr."?
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Delaying Retirement

October 4, 2005 by

If there were a Hall of Fame for Political Corruption, Tom Delay would be the House Majority Leader. The senator is putting up first ballot Hall of Fame numbers this year, wowing liberals and conserva...
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Weathering Heights

October 3, 2005 by

October is always the most demanding time of the year for the 'human. Not only are there countless birthdays to be recognized (happy B-Day little 'human bro), there is the Major League Baseball playof...
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Who’s the Baaaaby?

September 30, 2005 by

Who's the big college student? Yesh you are. Yesh you are. Who's the big independent person doing whatever they want in class, like reading the 'human? Yesh you are. Yesh you are.
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Error’d

September 29, 2005 by

The 'human is drowning
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Dan Brown

September 28, 2005 by

So the 'human has hopped on the Da Vinci Code train. It's not quite as exciting as the trains I'm used to, but at least I'll be able to walk in the morning.
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Da-na-nah-na-nah-naaw-na

September 27, 2005 by

Remember that show back in the day? You know, the one with the agro crag and the inexplicably British referee? Yes, Guts. Or was it GUTS? Or was it SHAMELESS EXPLOITATION OF A RACIALLY DIVERSE GROUP O...
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Why Does It Happen?

September 26, 2005 by

The weatherhuman, despite some suspicions, is ultimately human. It is capable of triumphant glee, yet sorrow is also one of its fundamental faculties. The weatherhuman and its co-workers are terribly ...
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Take Two

September 23, 2005 by

Two issues in and already two corrections. The
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Thursday or Bust

September 22, 2005 by

Did you know that today is the first day of autumn? It
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Chuck of the Irish

June 29, 2005 by

Irishmen. They're everywhere, as you may now be aware. They're in our bars, our fat houses and our morning coffee. Clearly, the end of the world is upon us.
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