Awkward doesn’t even begin to explain the ‘human’s experience at the Rec Cen today. Confounded by the option of both a men’s and women’s shower, I took a look at my sexless figure, closed my eyes and gave it the old eeny-meeny-miny-mo, eyes closed. Once I entered, ignorant of which one I had chosen, I was met by a human with both titties and penis and, well, it grinned at me.

Friday’s Forecast: It’s OK to drop the soap when you don’t have a 2-hole.