Does being a Yankee fan qualify one as soulless? It certainly qualifies one as being a loser today. I mean it in the harshest sense too. If you’re a Yankee fan, something terrible is going to happen to you today. You’ll lose every battle you face. Be careful clipping coupons today, you might just snip off that #1 finger you’ve been overusing.

Tuesday’s forecast: Watch out for Death! Yankees suck.