Weather

Box Beats Signs

April 11, 2006 by

The 'human's biggest regret thus far spring quarter is, undoubtedly, letting those sneaky little A.S. bastards get a head start on campaigning for A.S. President.
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Damn, When Was Cesar Chavez Day?

April 10, 2006 by

It's riveting to watch how politically active, and aware, UCSB students are.
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Content

April 7, 2006 by

Damn, I'm being nice and bright again. This box is much easier to write when I'm being unpleasant.
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Walkin’ on Sunshine

April 6, 2006 by

Alas, it's sunny again. No more hatred for the always mercurial weatherhuman.
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Shitty Weather

April 5, 2006 by

One day after enduring countless diatribes towards the 'human for it's untimely rain, yesterday's weather-like movements were not much different.
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Wet Tuesday

April 4, 2006 by

Apparently, everyone hated me yesterday. Why the masses of UCSB voiced their distaste for my offerings remains beyond the 'human's comprehension.
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Let There Be Light, Goddamnit!

April 3, 2006 by

What a tease the weather is. The day before spring quarter starts, it - the cardinal of all spring quarter sins - rains?
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Booyah, Spring!

March 10, 2006 by

So long, winter quarter. And bring your abysmal weather and shitty class schedule with you.
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Quantity Over Quality

March 9, 2006 by

The human is becoming increasingly perplexed as to why teachers constantly refer to final written documents as "papers." Sure, that is what you are turning in, "paper." But can't you just turn in 8-10...
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What’s New?

March 8, 2006 by

Oh media, you and your stories. Barry Bonds took steroids.
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Hollywood Madness Baby!

March 7, 2006 by

So there has been a lot of talk in the media dubbing the Academy Award given to "Crash," an "upset." How the hell can a movie upset another movie?
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What Could Have Been

March 6, 2006 by

Today's previously written weather was going to win the 'human a Pulitzer.
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Walking Ghost

March 3, 2006 by

So a friend of the 'human approached it the other day. "Do you know who the weatherhuman is?"
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“Expanding” Horizons

March 1, 2006 by

The 'human recently found a disposed Cosmopolitan lying around at the Nexus. It found that under one of the "Ten Hot New Sex Positions" feature, a position exists known as, "The Diamond."
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