Sports
One score minus two years ago, the UCSB athletic department brought forth upon Santa Barbara a newly reinstated Gaucho football team, conceived by lock-in fees and dedicated to the hope that someday t...
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After two days of enduring harsh weather conditions in Reno, Nev., the UCSB men's golf team finished sixth at the 28th Annual Wolf Pack Classic, which took place at the Wolf Run Golf Club on Oct. 18-1...
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The grass field at Harder Stadium was unable to sustain the 1.14" of rain that fell in Goleta yesterday, forcing the Athletic Dept. to postpone the men's soccer game initially scheduled with Irvine fo...
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When's the last time you had the best of the best right outside your own campus, only a couple of blocks away from your own apartment? Open your eyes, everyone; the time is now, at Harder Stadium.
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Upon meeting Max Higgins, one would assume that he could easily push around the likes of King Kong or Godzilla, and after lifting over 2,000 pounds at last week's World Powerlifting Congress (WPC) Cha...
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It may have been a slow start for the UCSB women's field hockey program, but the team finally came together for a pair of wins over the weekend.
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Men's club soccer finished their league play on a strong note Saturday night with a 5-0 victory over Long Beach State. Having already clinched the league title, the Gauchos went undefeated in league w...
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The Gaucho women's club soccer team is living up to it's #1 regional ranking with a first place victory in this weekend's UCSB Invitational tournament.
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The seemingly unstoppable Gauchos (11-1-1 overall, 4-1-0 in the Big West) proved that they, too, are human, coming out on the losing end of a 3-1 decision Saturday at Northridge.
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Entering her 30th year as the UCSB women's head volleyball coach, the traditionally "in your face"-style coach Kathy Gregory had self-admittedly lightened up a bit.
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It was wartime in enemy waters for the #5 UCSB men's water polo team, but the Gauchos emerged victorious, defeating #14 Pacific 8-3 on Saturday and #4 Berkeley 7-6 on Sunday in overtime.
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It was 45 degrees outside, not counting windchill, on Saturday as the UCSB men's and #15 women's cross country teams competed in the Pre-NCAA meet, held at Indiana State University.
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Streaking fans and controversial officiating weren't distracting enough to prevent the UCSB women's soccer team from turning in a defensive gem en route to a 0-0 tie at Cal Poly to finish up its three...
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If one weekend could cost the #19 UCSB women's volleyball team its third consecutive Big West Championship, this is it. Big West powerhouses Irvine and Long Beach State will raid the Thunderdome on Fr...
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The teams are circling like sharks in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation, each hungering for a victory, and the #5 UCSB men's water polo team smells like blood.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
