Sports
If you build it, they will come. The construction of the new Intercollegiate Athletics (ICA) Building is approaching completion and the excitement and optimism that has proliferated among athletes, tr...
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Just like a group of stoked surfers awaiting some killer swell, the Santa Barbara men's volleyball team will look to ride the Waves tonight before it crashes into the Malibu shore.
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With the hopes of an entire season riding on this possession, the UCSB men's rugby team began its final drive toward the UCLA goal line. A Bruin try, coming off a Gaucho fumble, gave the Bruins a 15-1...
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With a home field advantage this weekend, the women's rugby club team (3-0 Southern California Rugby Football Union) stomped on its competition, winning two matches and moving closer to obtaining a bi...
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The Utah State men's basketball team didn't miss a beat, or a shot, in its 80-50 massacring of the Gauchos on Saturday night.
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There were plenty of ups, downs, strikes and gutters on Saturday as the UCSB women's basketball team trounced Utah State 67-59.
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Even with the support of the largest crowd to fill Rob Gym this season, the Santa Barbara men's volleyball team couldn't knock off #1 UCLA on Friday night.
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Who needed to watch the Super Bowl when you could have gotten just as much scoring from the UCSB baseball team this weekend? The Gauchos finished the weekend with 28 runs total, taking two of three fr...
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The UCSB softball team found the worms this weekend, taking first place in the Early Bird Tournament after going 4-1 on the weekend, with its only loss coming Friday afternoon from #16 Oregon State 7-...
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With the Big West Championships approaching, the UCSB men's swim team showed the rest of the conference why it once again has to be considered the favorite.
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Senior Lindsay Dalonzo won two events in the last dual meet of her UCSB career and sophomore Jennifer Schwalb added two first-place finishes of her own, but it wasn't enough to keep Santa Barbara from...
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UCSB's men's tennis team was unable to quench its thirst after a long weekend in the desert, losing 5-2 to #32 University of Arizona on Saturday and falling to #33 Arizona State on Sunday 6-1.
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With their roster back to a workable 10 players, the UCSB men's basketball team used a 19-3 second half run to dispose of Idaho 54-40 on Thursday night at the Thunderdome.
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In its first season sweep at the hands of a Big West opponent in more than 10 years, Santa Barbara fell to Idaho 52-56 in Moscow for the second time this season after a poor 28.6 percent shooting perf...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
