Sports
This weekend the UCSB track team traveled to Palo Alto, Calif., to compete in the annual Stanford Invitational. Santa Barbara came back with a new school record and set NCAA regional marks. "This was ...
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After #9 Northridge put a bitter end to Santa Barbara's six-match winning streak on March 9, the #5 Gaucho men's volleyball team coasted through non-conference play in Long Beach before being stumped ...
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In a historic year for the Big West Conference, during which it placed two teams in the NCAA men's basketball tournament for the first time since 1993, the closest the UCSB men's basketball team could...
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And you thought your Spring Break was wild. The UCSB women's water polo team (12-7 overall, 3-3 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) endured a raucous Spring Break of its own as it went up north...
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Gaucho swimmer Pat Cary made waves on a national level Friday and Saturday in Minneapolis at the NCAA Division I Swimming and Diving Championships. Cary competed in the 100 butterfly Friday and the 20...
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The bad news last night was that UCSB didn't score a basket from the field in the last 10.5 minutes of play. The good news, however, was that it set a school record for free throws both made and taken...
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CSB did not know what Irvine junior guard Ross Schraeder was capable of. Schraeder torched the Gauchos for 21 points, including two consecutive three pointers in the final two minutes to lead the Ante...
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Tigers may be an endangered species, but that didn't stop the #5 UCSB men's volleyball team from poaching them last night. Santa Barbara rose to the top over visiting #10 Pacific 3-1 Thursday night in...
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After having wet weather cancel one game, suspend another and ruin numerous practices, it seems ironic that the UCSB baseball team is traveling to Seattle to get out of the rain this weekend. Washingt...
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When the final buzzer blares this Saturday night, the Thunderdome will lose just a little bit of its thunder. Senior forwards Kristen Mann, Brandy Richardson, Kate Bauman and senior guard Mia Fisher w...
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On the evening of Jan. 2, one night before UCSB students returned to classes from Winter Break, the UCSB men's basketball team entered the Matadome to rumble with conference rival Northridge in an ear...
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Setting up the perfect kill, junior setter Bart Kowalski can perform in the clutch just like a veteran mobster still clinging to his prime. After winning the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Player ...
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Cal Poly must have figured at least one of their pitchers could get it right. However, the UCSB baseball team picked apart every one of the Mustangs' nine pitchers to snap a four-game losing streak wi...
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It's becoming routine around these parts. Another year has passed, and with it another dominant display of women's basketball at UCSB has gone largely unnoticed: ho-hum.
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Undefeated seems like a nice place to be for a team, but perfection in the rankings just isn't good enough for the UCSB women's lacrosse team these days. The Gauchos downed St. John Fisher 14-7 Saturd...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
