Sports
The #75 UCSB men's tennis team sits in prime position to retake the Big West tennis throne. After Friday's 5-2 win over Riverside, the Gauchos (9-12 overall, 3-1 in the Big West) enter the Big West To...
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In its last conference match of the season, the #7 UCSB men's volleyball team annihilated unranked USC on Saturday night, thanks to commanding performances by departing Gaucho seniors.
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Senior Lindsey Herrin blasted her ninth, 10th and 11th home runs of the year to lead UCSB to a three-game sweep of Davis this weekend at Campus Diamond and broke a school record of her own in the proc...
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For the second time this year, the UCSB women's water polo team was unable to keep up with defending national champion USC. The Gauchos (13-11 overall, 4-7 in the MPSF) kept things close throughout th...
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After seven consecutive road games, the UCSB women's water polo team was unable to come away with a win in its first game at Campus Pool in five weeks. The #9 Gauchos could not overcome an early three...
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Three weeks ago, the UCSB men's rugby team thought it would be working the Sweet 16, not playing in it. Apparently, the truth goes a long way for the honest.
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Saturday night will mark the end of an up-and-down conference season for Gaucho volleyball, but amid an uncertain playoff picture and a pesky losing streak, Santa Barbara's match against unranked USC ...
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It's time for the UCSB softball team to face the Aggies again. After defeating the Utah State Aggies 9-4 and 11-3 last weekend, Santa Barbara will face the UC Davis Aggies in three games at Campus Dia...
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Though their minds may not be on the games at hand, the Gauchos still have a series to play. Minus senior shortstop Chris Malec, Santa Barbara baseball will take on UCLA this weekend.
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An up and down season for the #75 UCSB men's tennis team comes to a close early next week with the final Big West match on Friday before finishing up with nonconference matches Sunday and Tuesday.
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It may not have been the Trojan horse, but UCSB baseball earned a win against #23 USC for the first time in six years Wednesday. The Trojans must have left their A-game at home, dropping an error-ridd...
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The UCSB women's tennis team trounced rival Cal Poly 5-2 on Wednesday afternoon at the Rob Gym courts, winning its fourth consecutive Big West contest to secure the coveted #2 seed in the upcoming 200...
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The key to beating #2 Pepperdine was hidden deep within the sand last night, and even a metal detector wouldn't have helped the #7 UCSB men's volleyball team in its 3-1 loss in Rob Gym.
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Playoff fever has struck the UCSB women's tennis team but none of the Gauchos seem to be concerned about the diagnosis. Santa Barbara (12-6 overall, 4-2 in the Big West) hosts Central Coast opposition...
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A large portion of our society is defined by labels, and the life of a surfer is no different. Professional, amateur, ripper, kook, grom, local, poser, shortboarder, longboarder, sponger - all are lab...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
