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Tumbleweeds Anyone?

It's a Friday on the eve of a three-day weekend after the conclusion of midterms. What the hell, no-one is here.
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Oh the Places You Gauchos Will Go

As my four years here at college draw to a close and I prepare to enter the rarified world of UCSB alumni, I can't help but wonder about my legacy after I leave.
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Westerner’s Global Perspective Is Still Lost in the Ruff

It turns out that Marge Simpson was right. Cartoons do cause violence. But even Marge couldn't foresee the chaos of the past few weeks: Embassies burning down, riots in the street, withdrawal of ambas...
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All Students Are Suffering When Others Cannot Stop Jabbering

How many of you have felt victimised in lectures by banal mutterings about mentally and physically inept states caused by the intake of copious amounts of fermented vegetable drinks; when vulgar membe...
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Here’s To You, Mr. Garbage Man

My garbage man hates me. He never actually tells me this, but I can see it in his eyes each week as I stumble outside in a tired daze and sluggishly move my car so that he can access our dumpster. I t...
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‘Human see, ‘Human do

The Associated Press reported yesterday that Vice President Cheney took the blame for shooting his friend with a shotgun. Cheney said, "I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend." Well no ...
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New G-Bay Will Enliven Enrollment

It's a stressful time of the quarter. While contending with midterms, we're simultaneously required to register for the next round of classes. Who among us hasn't had to flip a textbook's pages with o...
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Campus Democrat Adopts Ways of Opposition

When I first began to read Jake Thorn's article ("Time to Trim the Hedges," Daily Nexus, Feb. 14) I was expecting to hear the same things I've been hearing for months now: "Bush lied ... Bush broke th...
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Our Pathetic Parking Situation Leads to Automotive Frustration

I am concerned about the campus parking enforcement occurring on nights and weekends. Over the last six months or so, the parking permit machines around campus have consistently failed to dispense nig...
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Abstinence Shabstinence

A recent study shows that Mormons - living in Utah - outweigh non-morms in Utah by an average of 4.6 pounds and have a 14 percent higher chance of obesity.
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Experience A-Hole New World

Valentine's Day must have been really fun for all you sweet, doting couples out there. Champagne, a few chocolate covered strawberries, maybe a little cuddling and a little love makin' - if you're int...
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Students’ Party Improving Lifestyle of UCSB

UCSB climate check -- Our UC fees have gone up 65 percent since 2002, the Isla Vista Foot Patrol is currently training for the use of Tasers and our open space in I.V. is being threatened.
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Author Asks For A Well Articulated Argument

I was duly impressed by Frank Macia's "Polish up Black Politics" (Daily Nexus, Feb. 9) editorial. Frank, reading your article was worse than listening to a Creed song.
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Lower Number of Tickets and Accidents With Bicycle Lights

First, let me applaud the fact that the UCPD is considering requiring bicyclists to have reflectors and lamps on their bikes.
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Time To Trim the Hedges

Smell that smoke? The Constitution is burning. Hear that laughter? President Bush thinks he's going to get away with it. Have you seen those little fliers around campus that say "Impeach Bush"? Well t...
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