Mind, Body & Soul

Dorm Rooms Make for the Best Sexperiences

September 29, 2010 by

Long ago, UCSB first decided to remind freshmen of their infantile nature with the familiar barred sidings just like when you were a baby.
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Bedroom Etiquette for Dummies

August 25, 2010 by

Communication about sex is by default neither easy nor common for parents, so excuse their embarrassment and take it upon yourself to be learn how to be polite.
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The Hump Addresses Final Sex Questions

May 26, 2010 by

Below are a series of questions written by a group of truly sophisticated, resourceful college boys. I’ve been instructed to answer all the questions honestly and without reserve.
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Seniors Should Reconsider Their Perspective on Underclassmen

May 19, 2010 by

“Oh wow, you’re a senior? Man, you’re probably the oldest person here.” Ouch. Like big wooden splinter in the soft spot between your toes kind of ouch.
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Avoiding the Dangers of Sexual Dehydration

May 5, 2010 by

A couple of weeks ago, I woke up curled comfortably next to one of my best friends. He jolted up, looked at me, and then with a disappointed look on his face, muttered, “Shit, I thought I got laid f...
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Leftover Lovers Satisfy the Cunning Gourmet

April 28, 2010 by

Imagine coming home from a night on the town. You’re hungry, drunk and totally out of food.
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