Baseball
After sweeping La Salle University in its first series of the season this past weekend, the UCSB baseball team earned an 8-4 victory against visiting Westmont College on Tuesday afternoon at Caesar Uy...
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"It’s like buying a new car. You’re excited about getting it, you finally get it and now you get to drive it and see how it is. We’re gonna take it for a test spin this weekend and see how we ne...
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After months of preseason training, the UCSB baseball team will make its debut this weekend when visiting La Salle University comes to Caesar Uyesaka stadium for a three-game series. La Salle, hailing...
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Between the various dogfights, drug charges, assault charges and “sexts” taking over headlines in professional sports these days, it’s always good for fans to hear about a nice pro-athlete — e...
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Behind the left arm of ace junior Mario Hollands, the Gaucho baseball team beat UC Riverside 5-1 on Friday at UCSB’s Caesar Uyesaka Stadium, but lost 9-2 on Saturday and 10-3 on Sunday in games mark...
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After its bullpen pitched eight shutout innings in a 5-4 comeback win against USC on Tuesday, the Gaucho baseball team looks to take three more in a conference series against UC Riverside, which begin...
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The UCSB baseball team came from behind to win their second game in a row yesterday at home, taking down USC by a score of 5-4.
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Right-handed junior Jesse Meaux allowed only one run in eight innings in the Gaucho’s 4-1 victory over Long Beach State on Sunday, ending the team’s losing streak at five games and closing out the...
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