Armchair QB

AQB: Dear Brett Favre, (again)

January 12, 2011 by

Brett Favre’s sister was arrested yesterday during a crystal meth raid in Mississippi. Uh-oh.
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AQB: 1,000 Fans at an NBA Game?

January 11, 2011 by

Due to a snowstorm, the Grizzlies took on the Bobcats last night in front of just 1,000 fans. AQB says:
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AQB: Dear Carmelo,

January 10, 2011 by

So it looks like Carmelo Anthony is about to pack his bags for New Jersey.
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AQB: On the NFL Playoffs

January 9, 2011 by

Nearly every NFL team with a higher seed lost this weekend in what can only be described as an old fashioned playoff clusterfuck.
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AQB: Dear Blake Griffin fans,

January 5, 2011 by

Ever seen Blake Griffin in drag? Google it. Funny shit.
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AQB: Dear Big West Schedulers,

January 5, 2011 by

Well done, Big West. Maybe it's time to rethink those schedules a little bit.
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Armchair QB: Brett’s Slab

January 3, 2011 by

Apparently Brett Favre is being sued by team massage therapists for treating them like “hanging slabs of meat.” AQB thought they were the ones that were supposed to be treating his hanging slab of...
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AQB: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

November 16, 2010 by

Reports are that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker may be getting divorced. AQB says:
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November 16, 2010 by

AQB found the following on fourlokostories.com. It’s from Mike S.: “Had four cans of loko and offered a 5 year extension to Donovan McNabb. Thanks Loko.” Well, shit. AQB only got kicked out of S...
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AQB: Dear Sports Ed. Ravi,

November 9, 2010 by

The Hornets took out the Clippers yesterday in a 101-82 rout. AQB says:
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November 9, 2010 by

“People will suffer?” Really Jerry Jones? Relax man. It’s just football. And $90 million of your money. At least your team is trying its best. Isn’t that all you can ask for? It’s not whethe...
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Armchair QB: On KG’s Trash Talking

November 3, 2010 by

According to Charlie Villanueva, Kevin Garnett called him a “cancer patient” as trash talk. AQB says:
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November 2, 2010 by

AQB laughed when his friend picked John Wall first in their fantasy draft. “It was my first time doing a draft,” his friend said. “It was an accident,” his friend said. AQB is no longer laughi...
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AQB: Dear Bay Area Sports Fans…

November 1, 2010 by

First the 49ers beat the Seahawks, then the Giants take the World Series? AQB says: “It’s time to prepare for a week of Bay-area douchebag bandwagonry. Be ready.”
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October 31, 2010 by

AQB dedicates this edition of AQB to Sunday mornings. Halloween destroyed him, but espn.com and Sunday morning football eased him into the day well enough to write this blurb.
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