Armchair QB

Michigan lost to Ohio State on Saturday, but the QB thinks the real winner that day was the Michigan fan who held up a sign during ESPN's broadcast that said "You can't spell c_ck _ _ cker without OS...
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A Tree-t for Goleta


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Armchair QB

OMG! So now that the world officially knows that Barry Bonds took steroids, here's to hoping he kills Arnold Schwarzenegger in next year's Mr. Universe competition.
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Weather

This is two weeks in a row now that my superb Friday column has been foiled by massive corrections.
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Korean MCC


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Drink


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Armchair QB

Ricky's back, Ricky's back, Ricky's back! The QB's favorite player will be making his triumphant return to a sideline - or cannabis club - near you soon.
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Think!


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The Line-Up for 11/15

1. On Friday, British Conservative Party leader David Cameron recounted a recent encounter with supermodel Kate Moss on a UK talk show. According to Cameron...
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Holdin’ Out for a Hero

Craving cold cuts? Titillated over turkey? Have a hankering for ham? Before you can say "Pass the pastrami,"
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Armchair QB

Stephon Marbury's time in New York may be up, but he's still the QB's Humanitarian of the Decade with his $14.98 kicks.
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Brooks


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Protesters


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