Hide your implements of combustion. Dilated Peoples' Evidence, the sticky-fingered lighter thief has struck again. He rejoins Iriscience and Babu for the new LP Expansion Team, the second release from...
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New Order is back. After breaking its long silence with a track on last year's soundtrack to "The Beach," the dance-rock group has come back to the realm of LP-making with Get Ready.
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Whenever I interview someone important like a presidential candidate or a celebrity, I don’t imagine them naked. I imagine them with diarrhea. Everyone gets the Runs, even cool people. When you ...
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One view that seems to be fairly popular among ignorant, uninformed pacifists is that there is no need for things like military action or such inconvenient heightened security measures (foreign studen...
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A Cop’s “Intuition” At approximately 12:00 a.m. on Sunday, October 14, Isla Vista Foot Patrol deputies patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive observed an 18-year-old female sta...
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Congratulations to UCSB and the Bren Center from a proud UCSB parent ("California's 'Greenest' Building To Open on Campus in January," Sept. 28, 2001).
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Asking students if they are terrorists will not help either. No one fills out a student visa application with, "I would like to study engineering at the California Polytechnic Institute and blow up th...
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In an arena full of fans, not one could sing along with Dylan's own distinctive dialect of the English language.
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People who live here are sick of hearing I.V. criticized - but there is something wrong with this town.
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UCSB Professor To Help With Trauma Victims Education and psychology professor Larry Beutler will provide training next week for American Red Cross workers who will counsel survivors of the Sept. 11 at...
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I question your decision to allow this person to use the campus newspaper to make threatening statements and personal attacks on a distinguished member of our community.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
