Michael Witcoff

January 22, 2010

Avatar Aficionados Overlook Plot Failure

By Michael Witcoff

SIGOURNEY WEAVER: Oh, what a conflict! How do we deal with another people when we invade them to get what we want? JAMES CAMERON: Do you guys get it? Do you? Do you get it?

October 15, 2009

Common Addiction Myths Need Debunking

By Michael Witcoff

Having been an addict for several years, as well as going through primary and secondary treatment, I have heard more than my share of bull shit regarding the topic of addiction -- some of which is, unfortunately, so wide...

November 24, 2008

Pot Addiction Has Its Pitfalls

By Michael Witcoff

The time has come where those of you who, like me, were straight-edge all through high school are probably discovering what joys and pains recreational drugs can add to your life. You, like me, may find that marijuana in...

October 22, 2008

Is That Tip in the Latest Issue of Cosmopolitan?

By Michael Witcoff

Editor, Daily Nexus, "I think your penis is too big for my mouth." The first time I heard it, it sent my ego into the stratosphere. I walked around town thinking I had the biggest cock on the planet, more than happy to ...

October 17, 2008

Lessons From a Senior

By Michael Witcoff

As the new year unfolds and I watch the freshmen walking by, only one thought comes to mind: "Holy shit, was I that small once?" After reassuring myself that of course I wasn't -- none of us were THAT small, right? -- I ...