Obama Offers His Drink

November 6, 2008 by

Like orange Mad Dogs and Old English, boozing and politics just go together. It’s really a chicken and egg situation. No one is sure if the perennially partying and democracy-creating Greeks gav...
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Gauchos Poised to Pummel Cal Poly

November 6, 2008 by

After 19 games, 38 goals and countless hours spent practicing, this is what a team dreams for: starting postseason play with a home match against your heated rival.
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Harder Than Hell

November 5, 2008 by

It's finally playoff time at Harder Stadium, and if you're reading this, you'd better be extremely excited. In the past 16 years, UCSB has made the transition from showcasing a mediocre football team ...
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SB Drops Title In Last Minute

November 3, 2008 by

All Santa Barbara needed was a single wasted minute. After playing 19 games over the past few months, the UCSB women's soccer team came 62 seconds away from taking the Big West season title, but an 8...
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Big West Title Bout Tonight

October 30, 2008 by

As the season comes to a close, all any team can ask for is a good shot at locking up a championship. The UCSB women's soccer team has done just that, and tonight faces CSU Long Beach with the Big Wes...
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Do Halloween Drunk

October 30, 2008 by

With the anticipation of Halloween in I.V. growing for months, it’s finally time to put on whatever costume(s) you’ve acquired over the past weeks and really let it rip. I’ve never q...
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The West is the Best, Screw the Rest

October 29, 2008 by

The NBA season has finally started, and God dammit, I am excited as hell for it. After months of blue balls, I can finally get dummy retardo in my living room and have a proper Sheedgasm.
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Gauchos Stay In Title Hunt With Win

October 27, 2008 by

With the Big West regular season drawing to a close, the UCSB women's soccer team is doing all the right things in its bid to win the Big West Championship.
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SB Takes Hot Streak to the Central Valley

October 24, 2008 by

After pulling out a big win over Cal Poly last Sunday, the UCSB women's soccer team will take advantage of a one-game weekend against conference newcomer UC Davis. The Gauchos (10-5-1, 3-1-1 Big West)...
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Drink Your Day Away

October 23, 2008 by

I stopped giving a fuck about weekends long ago. School and work, while not necessarily requiring sobriety, tend to put a damper on the chaos found in a good, long drunk.
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He Said, He Said

October 22, 2008 by and

Derek Mead: The dichotomy in baseball is more apparent than in any other sport. Baseball is a game managed purely by the percentages, and yet no other athletic endeavor has been filled with more super...
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UCSB Routs Cal Poly 4-2

October 20, 2008 by

Heading on the road to rumble with a rival can be intimidating for weak teams, but for teams with title aspirations, a big game is just a chance to do big things.
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Frugality Makes the Party

October 16, 2008 by

There is absolutely no better way to step up your weekend than by throwing a barn-burning shitshow of a rager. Getting a couple hundred of your closest friends retarded in the comfortable confines of ...
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Nexus Sports Editors Sit Down With Santa Barbara’s New Athletic Director

October 13, 2008 by and

The UCSB Athletics Dept. recently selected Mark Massari as the replacement for Gary Cunningham as athletic director. Massari just left Oregon State after six highly successful years running the Beaver...
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Santa Barbara Bullrushes Matadors

October 13, 2008 by

After close to a month on the road, coming home starts to sound pretty good. For the UCSB women's soccer team, coming home was exactly what the doctor ordered, as the team put on a show for the home c...
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