ducks breaking up
ducks breaking up

Love Is Dead: Duck Couple Has Affair

We at the Daily Nexus, personally, are heartbroken to report on the demise of what we thought was a stable tenet of the little joy there is in our decrepit college town. Is pain the only guarantee in ...
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Cute! Duck Couple Reminds You That You’ll Die Alone

It’s like, how can these ducks find love and I can’t? What’s wrong with me? Am I really less worthy than a duck?
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