April 16, 2026 Happy Couchella: I’m depressed ASF and can’t leave my house By Benjamin Epstein This time of year, many simpletons are engaging in “Coachella.” However, I am above that kind of unintellectual activity. Instead, I participate in Couchella, which is a far more refined experience meant for enlighte...
March 21, 2024 Top 5 best moments from the 2024 Academy Awards! By Benjamin Epstein The Academy Awards came around and, just like every year, people saw them.
