Beating Festival FOMO: 8 New Events Selling Overpriced Day Passes

October 3, 2016 by

For those of you who missed Coachella, you may have experienced a bout of FOMO, or the “fear of missing out.”
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How to Speak UCSB in 6 Easy Steps

September 19, 2016 by

When you go to the library, tell your friends you’re, “going to the lib.” If you want to initiate a fist bump, yell, “fist me, bro!”
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Freshman Returns Home for Summer, Is Terrible

June 27, 2016 by

Thanks to three quarters of undergrad, Nelson claims to have learned much on topics ranging from plate tectonics and statistics to Jägermeister, marijuana and having sex all the time.
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To Taste Portola: A Flavorscape

May 11, 2016 by

This week in the review that no one asked for, I will be analyzing the flavorscape of UCSB’s infamous dining common, Portola.
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Student Passes Arbor Unscathed, but at Great Cost

April 15, 2016 by

Yesterday a student reportedly made it through the Arbor without a single organization trying to persuade him towards their cause. Yet, while this may appear to be every Gaucho's dream, it was this s...
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