Anthony Manganaro

May 27, 2004

The Dwindling Days of Freshman Year Spent Waxing Poetic

By Anthony Manganaro

Last week, I was supposed to write a poem for my English class. It's fun writing poems because nobody understands them. You could write "A blue cup, washing in the wind" and accept praise for it.

May 10, 2004

Mastering the Science of Puking It Up at UCSB

By Anthony Manganaro

Last week, I'm lying on my back thinking, "I can't believe I have Astronomy 1 at 9 a.m. tomorrow morning," when I feel another one coming. Holy shit, not again! I've been in the toilet all night, and here we go again.

May 3, 2004

AOL Instant Messenger and the Deterioration of the Human Race

By Anthony Manganaro

It is obvious the Internet is killing us - not mentally, but physically. For example, when I checked my e-mail this morning, I fell out of my chair and broke my right nut.

March 31, 2004

San Nic Dicks and Paranoid Chicks: More Rants From a Freshman

By Anthony Manganaro

This is something I hate more than anything else. I hate when, for example, I'm about to walk into San Nicolas Residence Hall, but before I go inside, I yell to a bunch of guys playing football on the lawn, "Hey throw me...

February 20, 2004

How To Get Laid at UCSB: Some Advice From a Freshman

By Anthony Manganaro

I'm a little, nervous shit, so at my first UCSB party I walked up to this gigantic senior carrying a bottle of vodka and asked him, "So, how do you get a girl around here?" He didn't respond with compassionate advice or ...