Armchair QB

AQB is dedicating this one to all the athletes mentioned in this issue for their first time who will get laid exponentially more from now on. That’s what journalists do: Get other people laid for free.

Nuglets of Wisdom: Surf Volunteer Programs Make Waves

I didn’t even surf during the most gratifying surf session of my life.

Season Preview: Team Has High Hopes After Disappointing Play in 2010

After sweeping La Salle University in its first series of the season this past weekend, the UCSB baseball team earned an 8-4 victory against visiting Westmont College on Tuesday afternoon at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium.

The Bucket List

We are midway through the eighth week of Winter Quarter, which means two things: One: Spring is in the air and the sun will soon be out in true Santa Barbara fashion, and … Two: Many of you are nearing the conclusion of your undergraduate careers.

Obama Administration Defends Embattled Health Care Legislation

To win the future, America will need to invest in future generations and make the kind of commitments and reforms that allow our nation to out-innovate, out-educate and outbuild the rest of the world.

Patience and Practice Overcome Fear of Finding the Female Orgasm

Ever heard the expression, “The harder you have to work for it, the better it is”? Well, this is the message I want to shout from every rooftop to all of womankind.

Undocumented Students Deserve Equal Access to University Education

My friend Ernesto is an undocumented AB 540 student at UCLA. He grew up in Los Angeles, graduated from a California high school, was the student body president for Rio Hondo Community College and has never been in any trouble.

Screenings Feature Gutsy Feats

Death-defying mountain athletics will steal the screen during the second day of UCSB’s Arts & Lectures 35th annual Banff Mountain Film Festival.

Weekend Wrap-Up

The Isla Vista Foot Patrol responded to arson, a potential explosive device, burglaries and several alcohol-related incidents this weekend.

Israeli Blockade Bars Entry of Essential Medical Services

Not too long ago, there appeared an Op-Ed in the Daily Nexus entitled “False Body Count Numbers Disguise Political Agenda.”