Unconventional Minor in Works

Beginning next quarter, UCSB will introduce a new academic minor in spatial studies — the assessment of people or things using their geographical location in order to identify patterns and trends.

University Looks for Next Student Regent

The UC Board of Regents will accept applications for the 2012-13 Student Regent until Feb. 17.

Hotel Gets Makeover

A group of Los Angeles investors recently purchased the Hotel Californian and two neighboring properties on lower State Street with plans to begin construction of a new luxury hotel.

Council Contemplates Chamber Construction

The Goleta City Council is delaying construction on their chamber room after failing to reach a consensus regarding renovation options for its assembly hall.

Amchair QB: Super Bowl Titties

AQB wants to throw a Superbowl party, yet one roommate is “impartial” to throwing one because he “hates the Steelers and the Packers.” And all AQB wanted was to drink and watch all the commercials with the titties.

Nuglets of Wisdom: Columnist Deems Self Asshole, Cries

My editors forced me to address my problem with the word “I” before they allowed me to write anything else this week.

UCSB Takes On No.1 Trojans

It’s time for the Gauchos to bring the noise.

Space Telescope Gazes Into Origin of Universe

Over one million kilometers away from Earth, a lone satellite orbits near the second Lagrangian point, scanning the sky for the fallout left behind from the Big Bang.

Development in Chinese Policy Dependent on Cooperation Between Foreign Powers

Chinese President Hu Jintao’s recent visit to the U.S. has highlighted the U.S. government’s inability, regardless of the party in power, to influence the domestic social policy of China.

U.S. Relations With China Should Combine Diplomacy With Dose of Doubt

Last week the Paramount Leader of the People’s Republic of China, Hu Jintao, visited the United States.