Risa Weber

November 1, 2014

BYOTP (Bring Your Own Toilet Paper): Reviewing Restrooms in IV

By Risa Weber

Between strange-smelling stalls and sinks actually stocked with some type of soap, Risa Weber does a public service by reviewing the restrooms of IV.

October 9, 2014

Study Finds Americans Capable of Intense Body Modification*

By Risa Weber

New studies have revealed a surprising ability abundant in the demographic of affluent white males.

September 25, 2014

A Tale of Two Cultures: Harassment Abroad and at Home

By Risa Weber

Risa Weber describes the differences between her experiences of harassment in Buenos Aires and in Isla Vista.

April 29, 2014

New App Makes Every Day ‘Dog Therapy Day’*

By Risa Weber

*Meant to be read purely as satire.

April 9, 2014

Only the Tips*

By Risa Weber

Satire writer Risa Weber gives you some advice on how to spice up your ... you know ... sexy time.

April 1, 2014

Area Man Makes Unfortunate Assumption*

By Risa Weber

After grossly overestimating his ability to attract women, a local man finds himself put out to sea.

February 12, 2014

Woman Receives Life-Changing Advice From Obscure Website*

By Risa Weber

An IV local has completely turned her life around thanks to lifehacks.com.

October 15, 2013

Letter to the Editor: I’m Obsessed With Snoop

By Risa Weber

In this Letter to the Editor, Risa Weber expresses her concern that celebrity culture is taking over her brain.