Articles written by: Elizabeth Brooks

Opinion / Wednesday Hump

I Never Tell a Lie, Except for Those Times When I Do

The average person tells seven lies a day. I’m not sure if I read that from a Snapple fact or if I just made that up. But anyway, I didn’t believe it at first, until I started listening to half the shit I say. And turns out, it’s probably right. […]

The Roommate Double-Double: Careful Where That Appetite Takes You
Opinion / Wednesday Hump

The Roommate Double-Double: Careful Where That Appetite Takes You

Logic is the devil of language. And you want to know why? Because it would make perfect sense for you to fall in love with your hookup’s roommate. Talk about a classic mix-up. Have you ever woken up after a night of (self-proclaimed) “slay city” and looked across the room […]

Opinion / Wednesday Hump

She Said: “Looking like you don’t give a fuck that you’re not getting fucked is difficult.”

Valentine’s Day is over, and thank God for that. I’m not even talking about the relationship bullshit (well, not yet anyway). Now that the girls of I.V. are finally off the gluten/dairy/sugar-free crash diet, we can all stop being raging bitches. Looking like you don’t give a fuck that you’re […]

“I’m Rooting for Peyton Manning”
Opinion / Wednesday Hump

“I’m Rooting for Peyton Manning”

Watching the Super Bowl for girls is like watching the WNBA … for anyone. We hate it, we really do. But we’d never tell you that. In fact, we spend our entire Super Bowl Sunday attempting to show you how much we like totes magotes know about football. This is […]

“I’m Not a Slut, I Swear” and Other Bedroom Mantras
Opinion / Wednesday Hump

“I’m Not a Slut, I Swear” and Other Bedroom Mantras

“Shit Girls Say” started an epidemic. I just watched “Shit People Say About Shit People Say Videos” for a solid minute and 39 seconds; yeah, it’s gotten to that point. But you know what they don’t have? A “Shit Guys and Girls Say During or After Hookups That Just Really, […]