Sports
An unpredictable season of highs and lows concluded for the UCSB men's tennis team at the Big West Tournament in Ojai this past weekend, where the Gauchos defeated Cal Poly 4-2 in the first round but ...
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Winning two out of three games in a series is nice, but sweeping the opposition is what sets a first-place team apart from the also-rans.
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Only a top finish in Ojai will satisfy Santa Barbara's season-long goal: an invitation to the regional tournament. The Gauchos go into the tourney as the #4 seed in a field of nine.
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Despite finishing this season with a disappointing 5-16 record, the UCSB men's tennis team is still confident it can perform well at the Big West Conference Tournament this weekend.
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The Gauchos (12-15 overall, 4-6 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) have lost their last five games in a row, and they're praying for some shift in the winds to provide for smooth sailing this ...
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The UCSB men's basketball program hired David Campbell as the team's new assistant coach.
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Heart is the one aspect that sets great athletes apart from the rest. It is what truly inspires us to watch sports and keeps us coming back for more. The UCSB women's softball team has one such athlet...
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The 2001 NFL Draft has finally come and gone. It was a meticulous event; methodical, strategic and, uh, boring.
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The UCSB men's tennis team begins play in the Big West Tournament on Thursday at the Ojai Valley Athletic Club. Santa Barbara finished the regular season at 5-16, 1-3 in the Big West.
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The UCSB women's water polo team finished its season on a down note this past weekend, falling to Stanford at the Avery Aquatic Center on Saturday, 13-4, and to San Jose State on Sunday, 12-5.
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It was a fruitful weekend for the UCSB men's and women's track team.
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The UCSB women's tennis team took the court against Cal Poly on Saturday in a matchup they had been waiting for all season.
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For the second-straight weekend, the UCSB baseball team went on the road and came home with two more victories in the standings.
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Unfortunately for the Gauchos, just as they were beginning to start to run instead of walk, they ran into a brick wall that goes by the name of Cal State Fullerton. #9 Cal State Fullerton to be exact.
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People bitch and moan about how boring the game is, how the players have no heart and, most of all, that the game lacks the star power it once had.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
