Sports
After receiving a lesson in softball from #9 Cal State Fullerton last weekend, the UCSB women's softball team was looking forward to its road trip this weekend to battle Utah State and apply what they...
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This past weekend's loss to San Diego State in the last round of the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Championships left an air of finality in what had become an increasingly dismal end to the 2001 ...
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The UCSB men's and women's track team competed in the California/Nevada Championships at Irvine Field this past weekend. The event attracted over thirty schools and programs across the state.
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It's easy to look ahead in the schedule when a conference cellar dweller comes to town, but the UCSB baseball team maintained its focus this weekend, sweeping a three-game series against Pacific.
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After a dazzling performance on Friday that sent Cal Poly packing its bags at the Big West Championships in Ojai, the UCSB women's tennis team fell to #1 Long Beach State, 4-2, in the semifinals Satur...
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An unpredictable season of highs and lows concluded for the UCSB men's tennis team at the Big West Tournament in Ojai this past weekend, where the Gauchos defeated Cal Poly 4-2 in the first round but ...
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Winning two out of three games in a series is nice, but sweeping the opposition is what sets a first-place team apart from the also-rans.
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Only a top finish in Ojai will satisfy Santa Barbara's season-long goal: an invitation to the regional tournament. The Gauchos go into the tourney as the #4 seed in a field of nine.
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Despite finishing this season with a disappointing 5-16 record, the UCSB men's tennis team is still confident it can perform well at the Big West Conference Tournament this weekend.
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The Gauchos (12-15 overall, 4-6 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) have lost their last five games in a row, and they're praying for some shift in the winds to provide for smooth sailing this ...
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The UCSB men's basketball program hired David Campbell as the team's new assistant coach.
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Heart is the one aspect that sets great athletes apart from the rest. It is what truly inspires us to watch sports and keeps us coming back for more. The UCSB women's softball team has one such athlet...
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The 2001 NFL Draft has finally come and gone. It was a meticulous event; methodical, strategic and, uh, boring.
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The UCSB men's tennis team begins play in the Big West Tournament on Thursday at the Ojai Valley Athletic Club. Santa Barbara finished the regular season at 5-16, 1-3 in the Big West.
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The UCSB women's water polo team finished its season on a down note this past weekend, falling to Stanford at the Avery Aquatic Center on Saturday, 13-4, and to San Jose State on Sunday, 12-5.
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A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
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A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
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