Sports
Although the UCSB men's and women's track and field teams did not perform as well as they had expected this weekend at the Big West Challenge Cups in Long Beach, several Gauchos did turn heads with un...
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The UCSB women's water polo team was unable to complete the Greek sweep last weekend in Southern California, as its victory Saturday over the unranked Athenas of Claremont McKenna was preceded by a lo...
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Coming from disappointing matches last weekend, the UCSB men's tennis team rebounded and defeated No. 60 Fresno State 4-3 on Saturday afternoon at the RecCen courts.
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Victory was within reach. It was so close, you could see it through senior outside hitter Andy Rivera's eyes, in the grain on the hardwood and in the frenzied gasps of 765 spectators at Rob Gym.
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The UCSB baseball team dropped the first two games of their series against UC Irvine this past weekend by scores of 4-3 and 3-2, but responded forcefully on Sunday by thrashing the Anteaters 17-6.
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The UCSB women's tennis team has endured its share of hardship this year, but you would never know it by the smiles on the players' cake-covered faces after Sunday's home finale.
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The UCSB softball team (17-25, 4-5 in the Big West) defeated Cal Poly (19-17, 4-8) two out of three games over the weekend. Read tomorrow's Sports for details on Santa Barbara's series victory.
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Bad blood spilled all over the floor of Rob Gym on Wednesday night and the UCSB men's volleyball team took its hated rival USC to the woodshed, making sure there was no trace of life left.
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The UCSB softball team looks to build on its winning streak this weekend when Cal Poly comes to town for a three-game series. "We're looking to play off from last weekend," junior catcher Jami Trinida...
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According to the UCSB men's gymnastics Head Coach Mircea Badulescu, this year's Gauchos "are the greatest men's gymnastics team in school history."
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This weekend, the UCSB baseball team hopes to play the role of the phoenix, rising from the ashes of a recent torching to prey upon UC Irvine and soar up the ranks of the Big West.
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Sophomore middle blocker Justin Adams hangs in the air before he lasers the ball for a devastating kill.
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Last weekend was a wild success for the UCSB men's and women's track and field teams. Now all they have got to show for it are a bunch of broken records.
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While uninspired students drag their bodies out of bed and slide lethargically into class after a spring fever, the UCSB men's volleyball team is ecstatic just being home.
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The UCSB baseball team hoped to recover from a recent losing binge on the road by opening Big West play with a series win. Instead, the Gauchos relapsed and lost two of three games against Cal State N...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
