Sports
The UCSB women's tennis team competed in the Big West Tournament at Ojai where it defeated 10th-seeded Riverside 5-2 on Thursday before falling to second-seeded Long Beach State 4-1 on Friday.
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The UCSB women's basketball team signed former Iowa State University center Kate Bauman to a scholarship last Friday. Bauman, a 6'6" interior player, has two years of eligibility remaining.
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Only pride was at stake in Tuesday's match between the UCSB men's tennis team and Westmont. The winner claimed Santa Barbara-Montecito bragging rights and personal gratification in the offseason.
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The Gauchos are on a crusade to win the National Championship. They have gone too far to turn back now.
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The wonder of being a die-hard baseball fan is the capacity we all seem to have for investing a lot of emotion in the deliciously trivial world.
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It's been a long, tough road for the UCSB women's tennis team, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
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The UCSB Triathlon club team competed in the National Triathlon Championship last weekend at Memphis, Tennessee, and turned a hop, skip and a jump into an eighth place finish at the prestigious event.
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All great stories must eventually end, but for Kayte Christensen, another chapter in her book is about to be written.
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Santa Barbara (16-15 overall, 4-7 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) was unable to slow down or stop top-ranked UCLA en route to a 14-2 loss.
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The UCSB junior long-distance runner ran the 10,000 meters for the first time ever in competition at the Mt. SAC Invitational where she and her teammates registered a very strong overall performance.
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It is only fitting that on the first day of the campus elections in which students will vote on whether or not to upgrade the current state of the athletic facilities at our university, the UCSB men&#...
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The UCSB men's volleyball team will face UCLA on Saturday night in the first round of the MPSF playoffs. The Gauchos end their regular season with a 17-10 overall record and a 12-10 mark in the MPSF, ...
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After mounting a two-game lead, the Bruins mistakably took the jeers and cheers of the pretentious UCLA alumni as the song of the Fat Lady. The Gauchos would sing the last note, however.
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The UCSB baseball team returns to the comfy confines of Caesar Uyesaka Stadium this weekend for a critical three-game series against Cal State Fullerton No. 15 team in the nation.
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The series that started out looking like a clash of the titans ended up being a bash for the Titans.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
