Sports
The UCSB roller hockey team will travel to Huntington Beach this weekend for its third league event of the year. The Gauchos are sitting on a 3-3-1 record after their trip to Sonora, Calif. on Oct. 25...
read more
It was an extraordinary weekend for the UCSB men's tennis team, as top players senior Mike Placek and junior Alex Anselme represented the Gauchos at the 47th Annual Southern California Intercollegiate...
read more
A decision by the NCAA to determine the status of senior guard Nick Jones' season is expected today. After launching a probe on Jones' involvement in an unsanctioned summer league basketball team in M...
read more
The Gauchos play their last regular season home game tonight at Harder Stadium, and if all goes well, they should have at least one more in the postseason.
read more
The UCSB water polo team played hard against top-ranked USC at the UCSB RecCen pool on Sunday, but the Gauchos dropped a tight game 9-7. The Gauchos also lost on the road against #6 UC San Diego on Fr...
read more
In the Big West championship-determining match, the UCSB women's soccer team was shut out 2-0 by defending champion #20 Cal Poly on Sunday afternoon.
read more
The UCSB men's soccer team snapped its three-game conference losing streak by trouncing UC Riverside in the rain on Saturday night at Harder Stadium.
read more
Friday night proved to be a slam dunk as the UCSB women's basketball team exhibited their 18th nationally ranked status with a 96-30 win over the National Women's Basketball League in the Thunderdome.
read more
Santa Barbara saw its conference lead cut in half Thursday with an upset loss to unranked Idaho in four games, 27-30, 30-28, 30-28, and 34-32.
read more
The Big West women's soccer champion will be decided this Sunday at Irvine's Anteater Stadiumin the 2003 postseason conference tournament.
read more
All of a sudden, the Big West standings just don't look right. For the first time all season, the #15 UCSB men's soccer team is not the front runner, nor is it alone in second.
read more
After last year's 16-8 overall record and 5-3 Big West record, the Gauchos are trying to show the conference what they are all about, starting with the Cal Poly Tournament this weekend in San Luis Obi...
read more
For the first time in five attempts, the #15 UCSB men's soccer team relented to its Big West rivals #21 Cal State Northridge, and the Gauchos could not have picked a worse time.
read more
In its first exhibition game of the 2003-04 season, the UCSB men's basketball team showed why it's the favorite to win the Big West Conference.
read more
Santa Barbara weather has turned chilly, so hopefully the #19 UCSB women's volleyball team (15-6, 11-2 in the Big West) will be prepared for their two-game swing to the frozen lands of Idaho and Utah.
read more
Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
