Sports
It's official, the #18 UCSB women's volleyball team (21-3 overall, 15-2 in the Big West) is the three-time Big West Conference champion and has assured itself an automatic bid in the 64-team field of ...
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On Tuesday morning, the FCC and the NFL shit their respective bricks after watching a revealing commercial featuring Terrell Owens. The NBA is cracking the whip on Vince Carter for sporting an iPod du...
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Over 200 sailors from across the West Coast gathered at Lake Isabella, located in California's Kern River Valley, last weekend for a regatta hosted by UCSB.
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With two outstanding middle blockers in junior Megan Blackshire and sophomore Olivia Waldowski on the same roster - in addition to senior libero and Sports Imports/AVCA National Player of the Week lau...
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Don't let the name deceive you - the Big West really isn't all that big. It's no secret we're not the Pac-10 or the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC), and, subsequently, several good teams have been sha...
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I haven't bought a new board in three years. Of course, in that time I have picked up the occasional inheritance from missing housemates and yellowing pieces of crap from garage sales, but I haven't h...
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Talk about awakening a sleeping giant. The #1-ranked UCSB men's soccer team heard its alarm loud and clear Monday after receiving the #9 seed in the 2004 NCAA Division I men's soccer tournament.
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If UCSB played on the East Coast, yesterday would have been known as Black Monday. But here in Santa Barbara, where everyone else has every reason to be jealous of us, people take their frustration ou...
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The UCSB bowling team started their season strong with a seventh place win at their first tournament of the year, the annual West Coast Team Championships in Davis.
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Although the UCSB women's club soccer team lost its first conference game in a 2-0 decision against UCLA last weekend, the Gauchos enter national championship competition today as the top-ranked team ...
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No bench = no problem. Santa Barbara's bench might have looked like the waiting room in a doctor's office, but that didn't stop the Gauchos from trouncing crosstown rival Westmont 78-60 in an exhibiti...
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From the perimeter, it was evident that UCSB didn't have a shot in its 56-63 exhibition loss to women's basketball club team Love and Basketball. Santa Barbara went 0-19 from behind the arc, and sank ...
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What are the chances of the #1 UCSB men's soccer team earning a high seed in the NCAA Tournament? Golden. The Gauchos got a 1-0 win in double overtime at UC Irvine on Friday, on a golden goal from sen...
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Records fell and intense drama played itself out in Long Beach and Irvine in a pair of four-game UCSB wins last weekend, but the impending NCAA Tournament and the state of the team remain the most imp...
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Aching for victory, the UCSB men's water polo team couldn't come up with a win against Pepperdine, losing 6-5 and sinking into a five-game losing streak.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
