Sports
The UCSB men's and women's cross country teams hope to keep up the momentum this weekend at the West Region Championships in Fresno. Both teams have been training for the rolling hills course on the b...
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After just two days of rest, the #94 UCSB men's golf team came away with a sixth-place finish and edged out rival Cal Poly in its final tournament of the fall season.
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Two. Two games left in the regular season for the UCSB men's water polo team. Two chances to end its season on a high note. Two chances to break a four-game losing streak.
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For the third time in four years, the #1 Gauchos (16-2-1 overall, 7-2-0 in the Big West) clinched the Big West Conference Championship on Tuesday night with a 2-1 victory over #2 Cal State Northridge ...
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The UCSB women's club soccer team dominated the majority of its game against San Diego State before giving up two goals in the last three minutes to force a 2-2 tie in a heartbreaking finish.
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The UCSB sailing team went on the road yet again to participate in its third regatta of the season last weekend.
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I have been watching a lot of surf movies recently. I totaled up the hours for last week and I think it came out to about 16 - yeah I know, pathetic. Surf movies are like porn: a poor substitute for t...
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The identical Christman twins are a forceful duo on the cross country scene and top runners on the UCSB team. Juniors Lauren and Lindsay manage to do everything together, including taking spots one an...
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Harder Stadium takes a trip back to the OK Corral tonight. The UCSB men's soccer team hosts Northridge, looking to show its opponent how the Big West is won.
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This weekend at San Diego, the Santa Barbara club cycling team peddled its way into various top spots in different cycling categories. UCSB nearly had a monopoly on first place wins in all of its race...
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The UCSB novice rowing teams joined their varsity crews in the Newport Autumn Rowing Festival this weekend at Newport Beach. This was an action-filled weekend for all the crews, starting with Parent's...
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Excessive turnovers turned the UCSB women's basketball team's exhibition game against Czech club team Strakonice into an inter-team battle despite the Gauchos' 46-56 win Sunday night in the Thunderdom...
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It may have been a breakthrough season for the Gauchos, but the Big West Tournament still packed the same old result. Having secured their first #1 seed last weekend, the Gauchos defeated #4 seed Nort...
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Nil, love, zero, held scoreless, shut out. However easy it is to put it on paper, it is quite a different matter to ask the UCSB men's soccer team to perform such a task on the field. Yet, perform it ...
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Finishing its fall season, the UCSB men's tennis team returned home from Los Angeles after competing in the Southern California Intercollegiate Tournament this weekend. With two teams qualifying for t...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
