Sports

Injuries Force Gauchos to Make Changes

A three game losing streak is enough to put any team on edge, but nerves are the least of the UCSB men's tennis team's worries going into tonight's match in Berkeley against #25 Cal.
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UCSB Opens Conference Play

After going .500 on the season after four games, the UCSB women's tennis team will have a chance to improve its record this weekend, when the Gauchos face San Jose State and conference rival #42 UC Ir...
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Shake and Bake

After Jeff Gordon's car failed a postrace inspection - the drug testing of NASCAR - the QB has to conclude that even engines are juicing up in bathroom stalls.
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Cal Poly Shoots 50 Percent From the Three-Point Range To Lift Itself Past Gauchos

The UCSB men's basketball team lost to Cal Poly 86-79 last night, giving the Mustangs their first season sweep of the Gauchos since the 1997-98 season.
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UCSB Returns for Bout With Tritons

As the top four teams in the country remain locked in a vicious fight for first place, the #3 Gauchos return home tonight to take on a tragically inferior UCSD squad.
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Santa Barbara Welcomes Home Opening Opposition

After coming off from a strong performance at the UCSD's Triton Invitational, the #16 UCSB women's water polo team will host its first home opener of the season this Saturday against #7 UC Irvine at 1...
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Apology Not Accepted

"I'm sorry, I wish I didn't say 'I hate gay people.'" What is an apology going to do, Tim Hardaway? Didn't you see how stupid Kramer looked when he went on Letterman?
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SB Heads North With Vengance

It might be Valentine's Day, but there won't be any love lost tonight when the UCSB men's basketball team travels to San Luis Obispo in an attempt to even its season series with Cal Poly.
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Surf Destinations Caught on Film

In life, it is not so much about the destination than it is about the journey. Think about all the voyages you have taken in your life.
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Santa Barbara Cannot Spin Past Stanford

The UCSB cycling squad traveled all over California to kick off its road biking season this weekend, beginning with a trip down south for the UC San Diego race.
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Tour de Lance?

After conquering the world of cycling, what else does Lance Armstrong have left to do but enter the NYC Marathon with fellow wash-up P. Diddy? Or is it Puff Daddy?
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Gauchos Tread Past Triton Invite

The #16 UCSB women's water polo teamed dominated its opponents this weekend, winning three of four games at the UCSD Triton Invitational. The Gauchos beat #12 Santa Clara 9-7, Michigan 7-4 and #15 Har...
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Rain Cannot Keep SB Surfers at Bay

The UCSB surf team performed well in both rain and shine this past weekend, proving its place in the top ranks by dominating the National Scholastic Surfing Association's event at Huntington Beach.
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How To Draft a Championship NBA Fantasy Basketball Team, Part 3

In the first part of this winning formula, I unveiled the Ferrari to you. In the second part, I handed over the keys. Now, after you finish reading this last installment, you'll be ready to get behind...
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Simmons scooper

Since when does ESPN sports columnist post a diary about the Grammys? If ESPN.com was a tool shed, Bill Simmons would be the pooper scooper.
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