Sports
The UCSB men and women's swimming teams are ready to dive back into Campus Pool, as they play host to conference foe Cal Poly (1-0 men, 1-0 women) and nonconference opponent UC San Diego (0-1 men, 1-0...
read more
In the past week, the UCSB women's volleyball team has proven that it can hang tough against Big West teams with better records, but their biggest test of the season awaits just up the coast, as the G...
read more
The UCSB golf team finished up their fall season with a mediocre showing, finishing 9th out of 14 teams at the Stockton Sports Commission Pacific Invitational.
read more
This October, during the Southern California wildfires, surfers evacuated their homes to everyone's favorite evacuation zone: the beach.
read more
The QB is tired of the whole asterisk thing. Marc Ecko and Don Shula should get
together and design some new, edgy uniforms for horrible Miami.
read more
My crystal ball tells me that this NBA season will be much different from the last.
read more
A couple of weeks ago I watched two "experts" on ESPN argue over whether or not college football should have preseason polls.
read more
Andy Pettite has a standing offer from the Yankees to return at any time for $16 milion a year.
read more
For two fifth-year seniors on the women's cross country team, Regionals and the possibility of Nationals compose the final chapter of their storied careers at UC Santa Barbara.
read more
For those of you who recently began following UCSB athletics, it is important to know that the conference landscape is much different than it used to be.
read more
After receiving a much needed break for Halloween festivities, the UCSB women's club field hockey team (6-2-0) picked up right where it left off this past weekend, defeating UC Irvine and Santa Clara ...
read more
As a preemptive move, the QB would like to point out that the only reason that there are only men's sports on the front page is because both teams played HUGE games.
read more
With a chance to take control of the race for the conference championship, the #12 UCSB men's soccer team dominated Cal Poly 3-1 in front of a Big West record crowd of 8,102 Saturday night at Harder S...
read more
Emotions ran high on Senior Day for the UCSB men's water polo game against Cal, but in the end the Gauchos dug themselves too big of a whole to climb out of.
read more
A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
