Sports
Here we go again. After a disappointing eighth-place finish at last weekend's SoCal Tournament, the road-weary #8 UCSB men's water polo team returns to the friendly confines of Campus Pool this Saturd...
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After a strong finish at the Stanford Invitational in September, the UCSB men's and women's cross country teams are ready for Gaucho gold as Saturday, Oct. 18th brings the NCAA Pre-National Invitation...
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Really Rays? Really? A seven run lead doesn't do it for you? Honestly, if you let Boston pull the same shit on you that it did to the Indians last year, the QB will not be happy. He might even cry.
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After a disappointing loss to conference rival #24 Long Beach State last Saturday, the UCSB women's volleyball team looks to bounce back against Cal Poly (9-7 overall) tonight in San Luis Obispo and S...
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Sports Editor John Greely discusses his least favorite college teams. Actually, they're his favorite teams, as long as he gets to watch them lose.
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Did you see that crazy fight that broke out at Talladega the other day? The QB would totally talk about it, except that NASCAR has no place on a sports page ever.
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Once again, the UCSB women's volleyball team could not quite close on a match they could have won.
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Last week, the UCSB men's soccer team took a step backward. Tuesday, it looks to start moving again in the right direction.
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The UCSB men's club soccer team defeated league rivals SDSU and USD this weekend, and now has sole possession of first place in the California College Cup Soccer League.
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Familiar faces and late losses were abundant this weekend at the Southern California Tournament, where the #7 UCSB men's water polo team beat #8 UC Irvine 11-10 for the second time this season before ...
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The UCSB Athletics Dept. recently selected Mark Massari as the replacement for Gary Cunningham as athletic director. Massari just left Oregon State after six highly successful years running the Beaver...
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It was a rough week for UCSB men’s soccer. Coming into the week as the #16 team in the country, the Gauchos were looking forward to playing in front of the friendly crowds at Harder Stadium agai...
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After close to a month on the road, coming home starts to sound pretty good. For the UCSB women's soccer team, coming home was exactly what the doctor ordered, as the team put on a show for the home c...
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The UCSB men's soccer team is preparing to take on UC Davis on Saturday, and they will certainly face a challenge. The Aggies are 10-1-1, and unbeaten in conference play at 2-0-1.
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After a tough three weeks on the road that resulted in a 3-3 record, the UCSB women's soccer team is finally home to rumble with Big West foe Cal State Northridge tonight. The Gauchos (8-5 overall, 1-...
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“Greased Lightnin’” from “Grease”
Sunset waltz from “La La Land”
“Thriller” by Michael Jackson
Frat flick
“Macarena” by Los Del Río
“Gangnam Style” by PSY
“Swan Lake” by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Renegade
“Cell Block Tango” from “Chicago”
“The Last Text” from “Dance Moms”
Flossing
All of “Hamilton”
