Sports

Gauchos Upended

UC Irvine turned out to be a much more frightening foe than anticipated this Halloween weekend, upsetting UCSB at Harder Stadium 3-1 Saturday night.
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SB Drops Title In Last Minute

All Santa Barbara needed was a single wasted minute. After playing 19 games over the past few months, the UCSB women's soccer team came 62 seconds away from taking the Big West season title, but an 8...
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Santa Barbara Splits Another Pair

The UCSB women's volleyball team split matches again on the road this weekend, sweeping UC Davis 25-20, 25-15, 25-11 on Friday night before losing to Pacific 23-25, 25-17, 25-23, 25-19 in Stockton on ...
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Big West Title Bout Tonight

As the season comes to a close, all any team can ask for is a good shot at locking up a championship. The UCSB women's soccer team has done just that, and tonight faces CSU Long Beach with the Big Wes...
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SB Comes Home vs UCI

After four consecutive wins, the UCSB men's soccer team is riding high. The Gauchos hope to keep it that way Saturday.
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Gauchos Head Northward

The UCSB women's volleyball team will be spending Halloween weekend away from the debauchery of Isla Vista, traveling to UC Davis for a match on Friday night and to Stockton on Saturday for a match ag...
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Gauchos Battle Bay Area Foes

After holding serve at home against #8 UC San Diego in epic fashion, the #7 UCSB men's water polo team hits the road to resume Mountain Pacific Sports Federation play against defending national champi...
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Armchair QB

Phillies in five? If the QB recalls correctly, a certain Daily Nexus Sports Editor called it. Then again, that doesn't provide any solace considering just how pathetic and depressing this series reall...
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Gauchos Outlast Matadors

Wednesday was a tale of two halves for UCSB soccer. Fortunately for the #13 Gauchos, a stellar second half outweighed lackluster play in the first frame and propelled them to a 3-1 comeback victory ov...
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Gnar The Vote, It’s In Your Roots

This is never the most fun topic of discussion, as differences in political opinions can lead to friends fighting, couples divorcing with the wife taking not only the kids, but the jovial German Sheph...
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SB Looks to Quake CSUN

With just four regular season games remaining, UCSB is looking to pick up every win it can get. However, there are no easy games remaining on Santa Barbara's schedule.
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The West is the Best, Screw the Rest

The NBA season has finally started, and God dammit, I am excited as hell for it. After months of blue balls, I can finally get dummy retardo in my living room and have a proper Sheedgasm.
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SB Sweeps Exhibition Tourney

For most teams, a Big West Conference second-place finish could easily bring satisfaction or even complacency, but for UCSB women's softball, it is merely a stepping-stone. This weekend, the Gauchos d...
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UCSB Winning Streak Hits Ten

Coming into Saturday, the USCB women's club soccer team had played nine games and had won them all. On Saturday, they traveled to CSU Northridge, hoping to keep their winning streak going through ten ...
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The Best of the Best in a Brady-less NFL

It occurs to me that people are all atwitter about this presidential election thing. In the spirit of democracy and voting, I decided to conduct a poll of all Nexites to find out which NFL team will w...
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