You’re closer to being an incel than you think
Claire Kim and Dylan Hunter will stop calling each other chuds now.
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Sign of the Times

Claire Kim and Dylan Hunter will stop calling each other chuds now.
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Ethan Griffin hopes that this article won’t put him on the most-wanted list if AI takes over.
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Lucy Miller fears declining cookies and wearing a tinfoil hat isn’t enough anymore.
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Lauren Chiou has Bieber fever and she hopes to never recover.
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Emma Bogna plans to spend next Tuesday watching the snowy plovers scuttle across Sands Beach — sans screens.
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Sandra Vovk believes with all her heart that the Riviera Theatre has the best popcorn in town and will not apologize for the frequency at which the workers of said cinema see her face on Bargain Tuesd...
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Sophia Benito, English major and Austenite, does not see the point in continuous Jane Austen movie adaptations.
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Justus Swan still thinks we’re totally doomed, but maybe some high quality sublimation will come out of it.
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Claire Kim went on the "Whatever" podcast so we didn't have to. Here's what she found out.
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Jeremiah Jack thinks the philosophy behind building a pumpkin on Storke Tower leads to a more open-minded world.
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Lauren Chiou defends the critics in the name of arts journalism.
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Katelyn Mihalko recounts how she fell in love with line dancing, and the freedom that comes with it.
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Lucy Dixon discusses "patriotic" music and the American tendency to misunderstand it.
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