Opinion
Math is a wonderful little tool that we often take for granted. It truly is the language of science and logic. Centuries of proofs have shown us that the simpler the math model, the more it tends to p...
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Ignore the bumbling fools in Austin and Tennessee for a sec and pay attention to UCSB. Trust me, there are bumbling fools locally to make fun of, and they are wasting your money as we speak.
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"If you're not turned on to politics, politics will turn on you." Ralph Nader used these words once, and I am writing to reiterate them. Now that the certification is in and it seems as if &...
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Three weeks after the fact, Florida's electoral future has fallen deeper into the darkness than many imagined it ever would - the battle has dragged on long enough, and patience has worn thin.
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Alex Small makes a few predictions for the upcoming Bush years.
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Celebrate with us! On Wednesday night, the Associated Students will convene for its last legislative assembly of the Fall Quarter.
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Editor, Daily Nexus: I am writing in response to Constantine Economides’ opinion piece on banning the on-campus sale of cigarettes (Daily Nexus, “Leg Council May as Well Ban ‘BadR...
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Editor, Daily Nexus: I am writing in regard to a mention in the “Things to Do” calendar featured in Artsweek on Nov. 16. The article is a very nice piece about the show put on by Associate...
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If any of you were searching for real news this weekend, you would have had to wade through all the "who the hell cares anymore?" coverage of the presidential race.
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"You can't have nice things." That's what I said on Nov. 8 to explain why George W. Bush would be the next president.
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The Low Down - In an ideal scenario, a monster 8.3 earthquake would roar out of a dormant fault line in the Santa Barbara Channel and reduce Isla Vista to rubble.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
