Opinion
Imagine waking up on a Saturday morning to the sound of a brass band butchering "Rock You Like a Hurricane," accompanied by the mind-numbing chant of cheerleaders shaking shredded plastic.
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So, my friend's homeless. Actually, a bunch of my friends are homeless. Some don't even like the term homeless, because it's a term created by our culture.
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Josh Baker's lock-in fee bill was the topic of last Wednesday's Associated Students Legislative Council meeting. The Nexus article gave both sides of the story, but omitted the fact that the A.S. Recy...
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I am writing in response to the staff editorial on fetal rights.
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In my freshman psych class I read about experiments that rewarded pigeons with a special treat for tapping a lever.Those scientists were silly.
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People don't want to hear about how it's spring and everything in Isla Vista is green, or how heavenly it is to witness the 10-minute riot of nubile flesh as it floods down the bikepaths before class.
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So now the important task is to gather our forces in Isla Vista and move on. Hopefully, the name-calling and ranting and raving is over.
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Editor, Daily Nexus: Pi Kappa Alpha would like to thank everyone who attended Fight Night last Friday. The event was a success and the “Say Yes to Kids” program will benefit from the proce...
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A bunch of little skinny girls with fake tans and big boobs will be at I.V. Theater today at 6:30 p.m. for the biggest day of their lives. That's right, Theta Chi is holding the first ever Miss Isla V...
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The Fetal Protection Act seems a noble proposition, but in reality it amounts to a shady attempt to lay the groundwork for overturning the 1973 Roe v. Wade Supreme Court decision, which protects a wom...
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Lecture hall "desks" are the perfect size for one thing.No, not an exam. Not a scantron. Either would make absolutely no sense.
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So who are some of the real activists in this community? Let me begin by saying that there are, and there have been, many who have worked to make an actual difference.
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The only way Bush can pursue his bombastic aims of an atmospheric missile shield over the U.S. is by doing away with the pesky ABM treaty, which outlaws the militarization of space and the constructio...
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It was a piss-poor move by Pike to overbook Fight Night by several hundred people and I hope there is some consequence to pay.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
