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Snot Rockets

April 27, 2001 by Staff

I often paw at the warm rivers of gooiness streaming into my mouth, wondering how much snot the Weathersnout can purge in 50 minutes.
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‘Cuz 60 Ain’t Bad

April 27, 2001 by Staff

But really, who is going to elect a candidate who is neither here nor there, nor anywhere except in the three-and-a-half inches at the bottom of Page 2?Sixty people, that's who.
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Turning Back the Clock on Civil rights

April 27, 2001 by Staff

In one day, the U.S. Supreme Court issued two decisions, one inhibiting enforcement of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, the other allowing police officers greater leeway to make arrests for minor violations...
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Military Terrorist Movement – Students Should Be More Aware of Activities at Vandenberg

April 27, 2001 by Tuuli Saarela

How much do you know about what goes on at the Vandenberg Air Force Base, just 30 minutes north of UCSB? For most of us, our knowledge is limited.
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Tax Cuts Will Disembowel Government, Slash Vital Programs

April 27, 2001 by John Bennett

Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes once said, "Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society." If this is true, then President George W. Bush would like us to pay less for civilization.
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People Learn Valuable Lesson From Car Towing

April 27, 2001 by Staff

I'd just like to say that I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone whose car got towed from Sabado Tarde Road on Monday.
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Pimping and Pandering in Sports Media

April 26, 2001 by Brendan Buhler

Only the scars of last weekend are left. Or rather, forming. Forming on my right middle finger and on my sunburned, blistering left arm.I'm not surprised.
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Students Should Back Bush’s Tax Cuts for Rich

April 26, 2001 by Staff

For too long, the former Democratic president Bill Clinton did nothing but tax, tax, tax us until the Republicans stopped him.
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Landlords Want Goleta to Exclude I.V. From City

April 26, 2001 by Staff

It looks like Venoco, the big oil giant, will be included in the city of Goleta. It will be very easy for Venoco to pour money into Goleta City Council campaigns and advance its own interests.
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No Bike Racks at Beach Leads to CSO Impounding

April 26, 2001 by Staff

Put in a bike rack for people who use the beach, and until that time, CSOs should not be cutting locks and leaving people stranded!
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Weatherstealth

April 25, 2001 by Staff

For the past two nights, the Weatherposse and I have executed stealth missions (photos coming soon to the Nexus website) to erect my A.S. popularity contest signs all over campus.
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Consumers, Not Producers, Are the Key to Undoing Globalization

April 25, 2001 by Sean Corbin

Protesting the WTO, the multinational conglomerates (i.e. The Gap, Inc.) and the plague of environmental destruction wrought by industry, though ideologically honorable, is futile.
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Lewd Acts of Five Men Terrorize Woman in I.V.

April 25, 2001 by Staff

My anger quickly turned to sheer rage when three of these males jumped on the front of my car and began licking my window, making obscene sexual gestures and banging their fists against my vehicle.
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I’m the Coolest Kid in School

April 24, 2001 by Staff

All those other assheads running for A.S. president are apparently trying to turn this school-wide popularity contest into some kind of political election.
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Abortion Opresses Women

April 24, 2001 by Dr. Jeanne Heffernan

As a pro-life feminist, I speak in a voice rarely heard amid the din of American politics. A world of soundbites and slogans, it has little time to explore the complexities of pro-life feminism, but t...
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